Mrs Mars Wanczyk wants to send me money.
She has a large donation
from an anonymous benefactor,
and she wants this done quickly,
as she is retiring from the legal business.
Oh, what will you do, Mrs Mavis Wanczyk,
when you retire?
You’ve been busy handling all the cases left
on your shining desk,
and perhaps I’m the last one.
Mrs Mavis, will you take up fishing?
What will you do, Mrs Mavis,
when there’s just you in your house,
rattling around with money
and my bank account details?
Do the Swiss Alps call, with bank accounts in snow drifts?
What about a Carribean pirate destination?
Mrs Mavis, are you prepared
for long hours of Netflix and no chill?
Mrs Mavis, what will you do
for those thirty years until you die?
Is email enough, Mrs Mavis?