I’ve had dinner. I’m full. Yet I was tearing the house apart just now looking for chocolate. I knew I’d eaten my last Freddo Frog this morning. There were no jelly snakes, and not one Easter Egg left over.
I was in my pyjamas but thought about jumping in the car and making a chocolate run. You know, just a couple of Freddie, one bag of snakes….
I’m using Noom, a weight loss app. I lie to it.
I am lying to an app that doesn’t care about my sugar intake.
Just one gluten free packet of biscuits…
Anyway, I decided to finish off the last handful of grapes.
Sugar addiction appeased, but no the mouth-feel of Cadbury’s.
Well, I’ll tell you now, body, we’re not going out.
You can just get stuck into the last 15% of ANGEL OF THE CROWS, and read that.